|Look for in a partner||WANTED:|
I'm putting out an APB for my other half, who may already be on the "Hit List". Apparently he checks in on this website. I'm not really myself without him so I hope that the following description helps to find him, though he may well be in disguise:
He appears to be taller than 1.65 m, fit and appropriately built. He has approving looks, a good dress sense, a down-to-earth attitude and steals a laugh at every opportunity. I am told that he cherishes old-fashioned values, is loved by his family and friends and vice versa, his interests are deep and varied and he has a personality to behold. Medical reports have stated that he has so much love running through his veins, going to waste. I have conflicting reports about his hair and eye colour, but do know that he's intelligent, well-established and is not dependent on someone to support him. As yet unconfirmed reports state that he is well educated, carries no negative energy and has mastered the art of treating a woman with respect and appreciation. Apparently he was sighted in many places, so could either be well travelled or still on the run. It is also reported that he enjoys indulging in deep conversation, candle-lit massages and someone to hold him at night - his alias is "The Serial Romantic". He may well be in hiding, or on the run from failed or lost love and happiness and could be tracked down in the country or at the seaside.
If you think you may have found the smile that I have reserved, please report immediately as I need to see myself with it in the mirror, looking back at me.
If he is found, I offer a reward to fill the rest of his life with ultimate happiness, love and devotion. To avoid a life-time sentence of loneliness, he may agree to negotiate and accept my terms-on-offer for a better life.